In deference to David Foster Wallace

This is the year the year of

THE PURELL TFX TOUCH FREE HAND SANITIZER DISPENSER.

The TFX Collection from Purell is a high capacity refill dispenser.

What are my fears for 2012? 
liver failure;
liver clots;
Warfarin overdose;
rejection;
infection;
hep-C;
liver cancer.  

There is a skylight that is displayed on the front of the dispenser in order to be able to determine when a refill is needed. 

 We've got: 
 gated communities;
 water proof shoes;
 4x4 off road trucks;
 concealed carry;
 war on cancer;
 war on drugs;
 war on terror;
 defend America;
 weapons of mass destruction;
 the Department of Homeland Security;
Transportation Security Administration; 
Advanced Imaging Technology airport scanners.

The dispenser will automatically turn off when it is opened and there are only three C size alkaline batteries needed for long lasting operation. 

 Join the the FEMA Citizens Corp 
 A nationwide grassroots effort to educate and train Americans of all abilities
on all-hazards preparedness 
and to foster collaboration between 
non-governmental organizations, citizens, and emergency responders 
on community preparedness issues.

There is a 3 year performance guarantee on this grey dispenser.

The Air Force 49th Wing flies drones
MQ-1 "Predator" and MQ-9 "Reaper"
to Afghanistan and other targets around the world
from simulators in Holman Air Force Base,  New Mexico.  
Sometimes they target civilians.

 If this is an emergency,  hang up and dial 911.