Dear Georgia lady, or going Borat

I couldn't leave the hospital alone,
so I hired Georgia to watch over me in the hotel.

Well bless your heart.

I had her swing by the airport so I could get my bag
Before taking me to the hotel 

Well bless your heart.

Out of the car window fields of waving saw-grass
between the parading strip malls.

Well bless your heart.

I offered her half her daily fee, to just drop me at the hotel.
I usually get extra for picking people up at the airport.

Well bless her heart!

Restraining my fear of the night,
I paid the ransom to be alone.

Well bless her heart!

  

Dear Georgia lady:

I am most disused of your penchant for saying 
well, bless your heart.

In Brooklyn we find such a remark as offensive, 
everyone knows that the heart is a simple mechanical pump.  

It is the pineal gland that is the seat of  love.  
A soft pineal is a sign of a caring attitude.

In Brooklyn we say:
Bless your pineal. 

 It is for this reason that I cannot have you around,

Bless your pineal,  and my god keep it soft.